Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Phrenology: Know Thyself
(or at least become a better writer)

What is this contraption?
Will it really be possible to "know thyself"?
(Whatever that means.)
Will it possibly make me smarter?
Does it have anything to do with writing?
Will it hurt?

We cannot reveal the answer to these questions here. (We can only guarantee that the writing part will be painless.) The great knowledge and powers of the lost art of phrenology and how it relates to writing will only be answered if you come to our fabulously marvelously new and improved Writing Center and Museum of Hoaxes and False Knowledge today!!!

Exhibits coming soon include:
Cavemen vs. Dinosaurs
The Bodily Humors

Make your appointment now before tickets run out! Our friendly consultants will tell all and help you with your writing beside.

Current hours of operation are:
Monday 9:00am - 8:00pm
Tuesday 10:00am - 5:30pm
Wednesday 9:00am - 8:00pm
Thursday 10:00am - 12:oopm &
2:00pm - 6:30pm

It is with greatest regret that we must inform you that we are closed on Fridays and Weekends.


Shannon said...

I HEART Bodily Humors!


I think I saw Bigfoot lurking in the hallway earlier. You should investigate.

Riley said...

I too heart bodily humors. I am particularly fond of the three stooges and old timey warner brothers cartoons (though the latter, being animated, somewhat does away with the immediacy of the humor being bodily).

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